Monday, 13 May 2013

How to go heaven? LOLs

Who makes you pray to God - A rickshaw driver or a priest?

A priest dies and is waiting in line at heavens gate.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.

God to the guy : who r u
Guy: i'm rickshaw driver from Surat
God:take this gold robe and enter kingdom of heaven.

God to the priest: who r u?
Priest: i'm priest and spent 40 yrs preaching good to people.
God: take this cotton robe and enter heaven.
Priest: god, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold and I spent all my life preaching good get cotton.

God: results, my son, results. While u preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed... Its performance, not position that counts..

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