Give me your phone.. :D

gf: Give me your phone for a second
bf: Wait let me switch it on.
Delete video.
Delete picture.
Delete music.
Delete private folder
Delete number.
Delete sms.
Delete out goin calls.
Delete incomin calls.
... Delete mms.
Delete what's app.
Delete bbm.
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
FORMAT Memory Card.
Here u go I have nothing to hide from u!!
gf: I just wanted to see the time

Who's mobile is this???? :D :D :D

In a Bar,
a man attended a phone-call:
Hello! Yes Honey.

Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH?

Man: Sure Honey.

Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I?

... Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.

Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now?

Man: Sure, with pleasure.

All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much?

Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS"?.

What is the name of the perfect boy friend?? :D:D

Every girl wants a guy who hugs her when they'r watching a scary or romantic movie
Who gives her his jacket even when he himself is feeling cold.

Who will always be the one to make her laugh, Most importantly he will love her for who she is!!!

That guy is what google calls
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Move to the left - Really so funny.. :D

A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left".

All the men in the church moved to left except Akpos.

The pastor was amused and asked, "How come your wife can't control you ?"

Akpos quietly replied, "Pastor, it's my wife who told me not to move"