Monday to Sunday

== Distance ==

Mumbai to Delhi = 1400km
Delhi to Mumbai = 1400km

Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors...
15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors.

Monday to "SUNDAY" = 7 days
"SUNDAY" to Monday = "1 day"

This is cheating !! Cheating Cheating Cheating

New race by rabbit and turtle - team work

My Brian XD

Over smartness can b deadly =))

A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door. .

A lady opened it. Before she could speak, .
the salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet. .

Salesman: Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in nxt 3 mins with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit! .

Lady: Do u need Chilli Sauce with that? .

Salesman: why Madam? .
...
Lady: Because there's no electricty in the house. .

MORAL: Over smartness can b deadly =))

Fast Food :D

2 Tigers were resting under a tree

Suddenly A RABBIT

passed very fast

Tiger could nt make out

&

... Asked

"Wht ws tht?"

2nd Tiger smiled & said:

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"FAST FOOD"