Handwriting in exam.. :D

Last page of my text book.. LOLs

WTF !!! :D

Haze... Haze... Haze...

Give me your phone.. :D

gf: Give me your phone for a second
bf: Wait let me switch it on.
Delete video.
Delete picture.
Delete music.
Delete private folder
Delete number.
Delete sms.
Delete out goin calls.
Delete incomin calls.
... Delete mms.
Delete what's app.
Delete bbm.
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
FORMAT Memory Card.
Here u go I have nothing to hide from u!!
gf: I just wanted to see the time

Who's mobile is this???? :D :D :D

In a Bar,
a man attended a phone-call:
Hello! Yes Honey.

Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH?

Man: Sure Honey.

Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I?

... Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.

Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now?

Man: Sure, with pleasure.

All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much?

Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS"?.

I'm driving.. talk later... :D :D