Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Give me your phone.. :D

gf: Give me your phone for a second
bf: Wait let me switch it on.
Delete video.
Delete picture.
Delete music.
Delete private folder
Delete number.
Delete sms.
Delete out goin calls.
Delete incomin calls.
... Delete mms.
Delete what's app.
Delete bbm.
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
FORMAT Memory Card.
Here u go I have nothing to hide from u!!
gf: I just wanted to see the time

Monday, 17 June 2013

Who's mobile is this???? :D :D :D

In a Bar,
a man attended a phone-call:
Hello! Yes Honey.

Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH?

Man: Sure Honey.

Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I?

... Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.

Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now?

Man: Sure, with pleasure.

All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much?

Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS"?.

I'm driving.. talk later... :D :D


Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Quite close .. :D


Talent

Student Talent:

Teacher:" U Just Got 5 Marks & still u are Laughing..
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Student:" I'm Wondering How I Got 5 Marks..

I Wrote 'Gangnam style' Lyrics   :D :D 

Monday to Sunday

== Distance ==

Mumbai to Delhi = 1400km
Delhi to Mumbai = 1400km

Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors...
15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors.

Monday to "SUNDAY" = 7 days
"SUNDAY" to Monday = "1 day"

This is cheating !! Cheating Cheating Cheating