Thursday, 30 May 2013
Wednesday, 29 May 2013
One Wish from God :D
An Engineer having no child, no money, no home, blind mother, prays to God...
God says he will grant him ONE wish!
Engineer:" I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child's hands, in our new bungalow!"
God:" ....... I still have a lot to learn from these engineers...
God says he will grant him ONE wish!
Engineer:" I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child's hands, in our new bungalow!"
God:" ....... I still have a lot to learn from these engineers...
Examination marks
Mother: so what is the total mark your friend get for her exam?
Daughter: I dun know... exam mark is like female age or guy salary... cannot ask...
Mother: .......... ><"
Daughter: I dun know... exam mark is like female age or guy salary... cannot ask...
Mother: .......... ><"
Monday, 27 May 2013
Tuesday, 21 May 2013
Bigmouthology :D
a tourist asks a boat man"Do u know biology,psychology,geology and criminology?
"D boatman said NO 2 all of the questions.
tourist said "what the hell you know ,mmh? u will die illiterate!".
After a while d boat started sinking, d tourist started panicking and d boatman asked d tourist. "do you know swimology and escapelogy 4rm crocodiology?"
the tourist said NO!
boatman thn said:"well, u'll drownology as crocodilogy will eat your assology and you wil dieology bcos of your bigmouthology."
"D boatman said NO 2 all of the questions.
tourist said "what the hell you know ,mmh? u will die illiterate!".
After a while d boat started sinking, d tourist started panicking and d boatman asked d tourist. "do you know swimology and escapelogy 4rm crocodiology?"
the tourist said NO!
boatman thn said:"well, u'll drownology as crocodilogy will eat your assology and you wil dieology bcos of your bigmouthology."
Over smartness can b deadly =))
A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door. .
A lady opened it. Before she could speak, .
the salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet. .
Salesman: Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in nxt 3 mins with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit! .
Lady: Do u need Chilli Sauce with that? .
Salesman: why Madam? .
...
Lady: Because there's no electricty in the house. .
MORAL: Over smartness can b deadly =))
A lady opened it. Before she could speak, .
the salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet. .
Salesman: Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in nxt 3 mins with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit! .
Lady: Do u need Chilli Sauce with that? .
Salesman: why Madam? .
...
Lady: Because there's no electricty in the house. .
MORAL: Over smartness can b deadly =))
Monday, 20 May 2013
Sunday, 19 May 2013
Little Johnny
Johnny bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
============ ========= ========= ======
Johnny: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Johnny: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
============ ========= ========= ========...= ===
Johnny: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Johnny : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final game.
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Johnny : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Johnny : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Johnny : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Johnny : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again..
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Johnny complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How come the thief did not take TV?'
Johnny : 'I was watching TV news...'
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Johnny comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'
============ ========= ========= ========= ======
How do you recognize Little Johnny in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========
Once Johnny was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
Johnny in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Johnny : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Johnny - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Johnny : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
Johnny told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Johnny: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
============ ========= ========= ======
Johnny: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Johnny: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
============ ========= ========= ========...= ===
Johnny: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Johnny : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final game.
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Johnny : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Johnny : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Johnny : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Johnny : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again..
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Johnny complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How come the thief did not take TV?'
Johnny : 'I was watching TV news...'
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Johnny comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'
============ ========= ========= ========= ======
How do you recognize Little Johnny in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========
Once Johnny was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
Johnny in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Johnny : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Johnny - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Johnny : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
Johnny told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Johnny: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
Thursday, 16 May 2013
Nice Mobile Phone
Wednesday, 15 May 2013
What is the name of the perfect boy friend?? :D:D
Tuesday, 14 May 2013
Have you ever wondered how big is our Internet???
Source: http://www.crucial.com.au/blog/2013/04/29/size-of-the-internet/
Have you ever wondered how big is the Internet? I’ve put together a few figures from various sources to explain just how vast the Internet is.
Total Number of TLD Domains Registered Globally:
According to Verisign: 252 million as of Dec 31, 2012
Source: http://www.verisigninc.com/en_US/why-verisign/research-trends/domain-name-industry-brief/index.xhtml
Amount of Global Internet Traffic Per Month:
In 2011 traffic per month was recorded at 27,483,000 TB/month (27,483,000,000 GB/month) or at a speed of 137.42Terabits/second
Traffic is predicted by Cisco to grow as followed over the next 3 years:
Sources:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_traffic
http://www.cisco.com/en/US/netsol/ns827/networking_solutions_sub_solution.html
Number of Global Internet Users
Currently there are 2.40 billion global internet users, out of a total global population of 7.017 billion. That’s 34.27% of the global population has internet access.
Internet users broken down by global regions:
Total: 2.405 billion / 7.017 billion – 34.27% of the population
Africa: 0.167 billion / 1.073 billion – 15.56% of the population
Asia: 1.076 billion / 3.922 billion – 27.43% of the population
Europe: 0.519 billion / 0.821 billion – 63.22% of the population
Middle East: 0.090 billion / 0.224 billion – 40.18% of the population
North America 0.274 billion / 0.348 billion – 78.74% of the poulation
Latin America / Caribbean: 0.255 billion / 0.594 billion – 42.93% of the population
Oceania / Australia: 0.024 billion / 0.036 billion – 66.67% of the population
Source: http://www.internetworldstats.com/stats.htm
Number of Pages Indexed by Search Engines:
Google: 45 billion pages (average over last 3 months)
Bing: 12 billion pages (average over last 3 months)
Yahoo: 10 billion pages (average over last 3 months)
Source: http://www.worldwidewebsize.com/
Number of Networks Globally:
With IPv4: 44,421
With IPv6: 7,240
A network is defined by having it’s own ASN (autonomous system number) and announcing publically routable IP addresses.
Source: http://bgp.he.net/report/netstats and verified with: http://www.cidr-report.org/as2.0/
How many Hosting Companies are there Globally?
At the time of writing there were 43,483 hosting companies globally, this was counted by finding out by finding all name servers running on the net.
Source: http://www.webhosting.info/webhosts/globalstats/
Which Companies are Running the Most Servers:
This helps explain the number of servers actually running on the Internet by taking a look at the hosting companies, and other companies with the most servers:
Hosters:
OVH: 120,000 servers (April 2012)
Akamai: 105,000 servers (March 2012)
SoftLayer: 100,000 servers (December 2011)
Rackspace: 79,005 servers (Dec 30, 2011)
Intel: 75,000 (August 2011)
1&1 Internet: 70,000+ servers (February 2010)
Facebook: 60,000 servers (October 2009)
LeaseWeb: 36,000 servers (February 2011)
Intergenai (PlusServer/Server4You): 30,000 (2011)
SBC Communications: 29,193 servers
Verizon: 25,788 servers
Time Warner Cable: 24,817 servers
HostEurope: 24,000 servers
AT&T: 20,286 servers
Other companies with estimated over 50,000+ servers, that don’t publically report the number of servers they have (i.e. estimates):
Google: 900,000
Microsoft: 218,000
Amazon: 40,000+ (just EC2, many more)
eBay: Unknown
Yahoo: 100,000+
GoDaddy: Unknown
Source: http://www.datacenterknowledge.com/archives/2009/05/14/whos-got-the-most-web-servers/
All Top Level Domains are Available:
Currently there are 329 extensions available, however this is about to change to an unlimited number of extensions with the opening of applications for any gTLD (generic top level domains).
Source: http://bgp.he.net/report/dns#_alltlds
Top 5 Hosting Companies by Number of Domains Hosted:
domain-control.com (GoDaddy) – 72.6 million domains
name-services.com (Enom) – 15.7 million domains
worldnic.com (Network Solutions) – 6.4 million domains
1and1.com (1 and 1) – 5.8 million domains
1und1.de (1 and 1) - 5.4 million domains
rzone.de – 5.4 million domains
Source: http://bgp.he.net/report/tophosts
Total Number of TLD Domains Registered Globally:
According to Verisign: 252 million as of Dec 31, 2012
Source: http://www.verisigninc.com/en_US/why-verisign/research-trends/domain-name-industry-brief/index.xhtml
Amount of Global Internet Traffic Per Month:
In 2011 traffic per month was recorded at 27,483,000 TB/month (27,483,000,000 GB/month) or at a speed of 137.42Terabits/second
Traffic is predicted by Cisco to grow as followed over the next 3 years:
Sources:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_traffic
http://www.cisco.com/en/US/netsol/ns827/networking_solutions_sub_solution.html
Number of Global Internet Users
Currently there are 2.40 billion global internet users, out of a total global population of 7.017 billion. That’s 34.27% of the global population has internet access.
Internet users broken down by global regions:
Total: 2.405 billion / 7.017 billion – 34.27% of the population
Africa: 0.167 billion / 1.073 billion – 15.56% of the population
Asia: 1.076 billion / 3.922 billion – 27.43% of the population
Europe: 0.519 billion / 0.821 billion – 63.22% of the population
Middle East: 0.090 billion / 0.224 billion – 40.18% of the population
North America 0.274 billion / 0.348 billion – 78.74% of the poulation
Latin America / Caribbean: 0.255 billion / 0.594 billion – 42.93% of the population
Oceania / Australia: 0.024 billion / 0.036 billion – 66.67% of the population
Source: http://www.internetworldstats.com/stats.htm
Number of Pages Indexed by Search Engines:
Google: 45 billion pages (average over last 3 months)
Bing: 12 billion pages (average over last 3 months)
Yahoo: 10 billion pages (average over last 3 months)
Source: http://www.worldwidewebsize.com/
Number of Networks Globally:
With IPv4: 44,421
With IPv6: 7,240
A network is defined by having it’s own ASN (autonomous system number) and announcing publically routable IP addresses.
Source: http://bgp.he.net/report/netstats and verified with: http://www.cidr-report.org/as2.0/
How many Hosting Companies are there Globally?
At the time of writing there were 43,483 hosting companies globally, this was counted by finding out by finding all name servers running on the net.
Source: http://www.webhosting.info/webhosts/globalstats/
Which Companies are Running the Most Servers:
This helps explain the number of servers actually running on the Internet by taking a look at the hosting companies, and other companies with the most servers:
Hosters:
OVH: 120,000 servers (April 2012)
Akamai: 105,000 servers (March 2012)
SoftLayer: 100,000 servers (December 2011)
Rackspace: 79,005 servers (Dec 30, 2011)
Intel: 75,000 (August 2011)
1&1 Internet: 70,000+ servers (February 2010)
Facebook: 60,000 servers (October 2009)
LeaseWeb: 36,000 servers (February 2011)
Intergenai (PlusServer/Server4You): 30,000 (2011)
SBC Communications: 29,193 servers
Verizon: 25,788 servers
Time Warner Cable: 24,817 servers
HostEurope: 24,000 servers
AT&T: 20,286 servers
Other companies with estimated over 50,000+ servers, that don’t publically report the number of servers they have (i.e. estimates):
Google: 900,000
Microsoft: 218,000
Amazon: 40,000+ (just EC2, many more)
eBay: Unknown
Yahoo: 100,000+
GoDaddy: Unknown
Source: http://www.datacenterknowledge.com/archives/2009/05/14/whos-got-the-most-web-servers/
All Top Level Domains are Available:
Currently there are 329 extensions available, however this is about to change to an unlimited number of extensions with the opening of applications for any gTLD (generic top level domains).
Source: http://bgp.he.net/report/dns#_alltlds
Top 5 Hosting Companies by Number of Domains Hosted:
domain-control.com (GoDaddy) – 72.6 million domains
name-services.com (Enom) – 15.7 million domains
worldnic.com (Network Solutions) – 6.4 million domains
1and1.com (1 and 1) – 5.8 million domains
1und1.de (1 and 1) - 5.4 million domains
rzone.de – 5.4 million domains
Source: http://bgp.he.net/report/tophosts
Any Questions??? :D
Stand up for "Teacher"
Teacher:stand up if u think your stupid.
*one boy stands up*
Teacher:so u think your stupid?
Boy:no i just did not want u standing up all by yourself
*one boy stands up*
Teacher:so u think your stupid?
Boy:no i just did not want u standing up all by yourself
Monday, 13 May 2013
How to go heaven? LOLs
Who makes you pray to God - A rickshaw driver or a priest?
A priest dies and is waiting in line at heavens gate.
Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.
God to the guy : who r u
Guy: i'm rickshaw driver from Surat
God:take this gold robe and enter kingdom of heaven.
God to the priest: who r u?
Priest: i'm priest and spent 40 yrs preaching good to people.
God: take this cotton robe and enter heaven.
Priest: god, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold and I spent all my life preaching good get cotton.
God: results, my son, results. While u preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed... Its performance, not position that counts..
A priest dies and is waiting in line at heavens gate.
Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.
God to the guy : who r u
Guy: i'm rickshaw driver from Surat
God:take this gold robe and enter kingdom of heaven.
God to the priest: who r u?
Priest: i'm priest and spent 40 yrs preaching good to people.
God: take this cotton robe and enter heaven.
Priest: god, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold and I spent all my life preaching good get cotton.
God: results, my son, results. While u preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed... Its performance, not position that counts..
14 Thousand people and an elephant.. :D
Two terrorists having discussion in a bar.
The waiter asks them what the discussion was about?
Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and an elephant..
Waiter :- Why the elephant?
Then one terrorist says to the other,
"See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people".
The waiter asks them what the discussion was about?
Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and an elephant..
Waiter :- Why the elephant?
Then one terrorist says to the other,
"See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people".
Move to the left - Really so funny.. :D
A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left".
All the men in the church moved to left except Akpos.
The pastor was amused and asked, "How come your wife can't control you ?"
Akpos quietly replied, "Pastor, it's my wife who told me not to move"
All the men in the church moved to left except Akpos.
The pastor was amused and asked, "How come your wife can't control you ?"
Akpos quietly replied, "Pastor, it's my wife who told me not to move"
Bottom of the list (Death) :D
Death came to a guy and said, "My friend today is your day"
Guy:- "But I'm not ready!".
Then death said, "Well your name is the next on my list".
Guy : "Okay why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"All right.. ".
... The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death
finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy,
"Because you have been so very nice to me,
I will start from the BOTTOM of the list.."
Guy:- "But I'm not ready!".
Then death said, "Well your name is the next on my list".
Guy : "Okay why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"All right.. ".
... The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death
finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy,
"Because you have been so very nice to me,
I will start from the BOTTOM of the list.."
How to wake up looking gorgeous 1: Don’t sleep on your stomach
If you’re fond of sleeping on your front, the first step to looking beautiful in the AM is to find a new preferred pose for the PM. Sleep lines are caused by sleeping positions that squash your face on one side. Did you know that the average head weighs around eight pounds? Imagine all of that weight on your face – a recipe for crinkled up morning skin.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 2: Satin or silk pillows
If you really can’t sleep in any other position than on your tummy, invest in some satin or silk pillow covers. Not only does this mean that you wake up feeling like a princess every morning, but these super soft materials help your skin and hair to glide along them when you move around in your sleep. Less friction and creases means less frizzy hair and skin crinkles.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 3: Pile up the pillows
If you lie flat during your slumber, fluids can pool around your eyes and make them appear puffy in the morning. By keeping your head elevated during the night, the fluids don’t have chance to gather and you wake up looking bright eyed and beautiful.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 4: Get your glow on
Say goodbye to the pasty morning face and hello to sun-kissed skin. Before your bed time routine, exfoliate your skin, moisturise, apply some false tan and then wait a few hours. Right before bed, wash it off and go to bed fresh as a daisy. You’ll wake up with a sun-kissed glow.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 5: Wear your hair in a bun
We love voluminous hair in the morning, but that doesn’t mean we love it to look like we’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards. The controlled voluminous look is where it’s at! Pile your hair in a high bun on top of your head to add some controlled volume. This way, your hair won’t get in the way while you’re in the land of nod and when you wake up it looks big and sexy. Va-va-voom!
How to wake up looking gorgeous 6: Mineral powders
We don’t recommend wearing makeup to bed, but there are some natural mineral powders out there that can cover up imperfections without clogging your pores. Make sure you get a natural mineral makeup and apply with a clean brush before you go to bed.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 7: Moisturise before bed
Who wants to wake up with dry flaky skin? Not us! Apply a nourishing moisturiser on your face and neck before bed to wake up with plump, revitalised skin. You can apply a moisturiser to your feet too and you’ll feel even more beautiful in your waking hours.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 8: Go to bed at a decent time
The phrase “beauty sleep” is actually grounded in truth. Indeed, those who get their recommended eight hours of sleep per night have smoother, clearer skin. If you are sleep deprived, there’s a good chance you’ll look pale, worn-out, and have bags under your eyes. Go to bed at a decent time so you can fill the recommended quota of eight hours per night.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 9: Wash your face
Sorry girls, panda eyes aren’t the key to waking up looking gorgeous. Don’t make the mistake of thinking that sleeping in your makeup means that you’ll look gorgeous when you wake up. The chances are, no matter how smudge-proof, waterproof or long-lasting that mascara is, it will be a mess by the time you’ve tossed and turned in it all night. Cleanse away any dirt and oils that are sitting on top of your skin before bed and you’ll wake up feeling clean and beautiful.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 10: Butter up
Slather on some body butter before you drift off into dreamland to wake up feeling smooth and smelling good. Pay particular attention to dry areas such as elbows and knees. For super smooth legs, make sure you’ve gone through your usual hair removal routine before you go to bed so you can be proud to strut around looking gorgeous in the morning.
If you’re fond of sleeping on your front, the first step to looking beautiful in the AM is to find a new preferred pose for the PM. Sleep lines are caused by sleeping positions that squash your face on one side. Did you know that the average head weighs around eight pounds? Imagine all of that weight on your face – a recipe for crinkled up morning skin.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 2: Satin or silk pillows
If you really can’t sleep in any other position than on your tummy, invest in some satin or silk pillow covers. Not only does this mean that you wake up feeling like a princess every morning, but these super soft materials help your skin and hair to glide along them when you move around in your sleep. Less friction and creases means less frizzy hair and skin crinkles.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 3: Pile up the pillows
If you lie flat during your slumber, fluids can pool around your eyes and make them appear puffy in the morning. By keeping your head elevated during the night, the fluids don’t have chance to gather and you wake up looking bright eyed and beautiful.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 4: Get your glow on
Say goodbye to the pasty morning face and hello to sun-kissed skin. Before your bed time routine, exfoliate your skin, moisturise, apply some false tan and then wait a few hours. Right before bed, wash it off and go to bed fresh as a daisy. You’ll wake up with a sun-kissed glow.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 5: Wear your hair in a bun
We love voluminous hair in the morning, but that doesn’t mean we love it to look like we’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards. The controlled voluminous look is where it’s at! Pile your hair in a high bun on top of your head to add some controlled volume. This way, your hair won’t get in the way while you’re in the land of nod and when you wake up it looks big and sexy. Va-va-voom!
How to wake up looking gorgeous 6: Mineral powders
We don’t recommend wearing makeup to bed, but there are some natural mineral powders out there that can cover up imperfections without clogging your pores. Make sure you get a natural mineral makeup and apply with a clean brush before you go to bed.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 7: Moisturise before bed
Who wants to wake up with dry flaky skin? Not us! Apply a nourishing moisturiser on your face and neck before bed to wake up with plump, revitalised skin. You can apply a moisturiser to your feet too and you’ll feel even more beautiful in your waking hours.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 8: Go to bed at a decent time
The phrase “beauty sleep” is actually grounded in truth. Indeed, those who get their recommended eight hours of sleep per night have smoother, clearer skin. If you are sleep deprived, there’s a good chance you’ll look pale, worn-out, and have bags under your eyes. Go to bed at a decent time so you can fill the recommended quota of eight hours per night.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 9: Wash your face
Sorry girls, panda eyes aren’t the key to waking up looking gorgeous. Don’t make the mistake of thinking that sleeping in your makeup means that you’ll look gorgeous when you wake up. The chances are, no matter how smudge-proof, waterproof or long-lasting that mascara is, it will be a mess by the time you’ve tossed and turned in it all night. Cleanse away any dirt and oils that are sitting on top of your skin before bed and you’ll wake up feeling clean and beautiful.
How to wake up looking gorgeous 10: Butter up
Slather on some body butter before you drift off into dreamland to wake up feeling smooth and smelling good. Pay particular attention to dry areas such as elbows and knees. For super smooth legs, make sure you’ve gone through your usual hair removal routine before you go to bed so you can be proud to strut around looking gorgeous in the morning.
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